I would get banned so hard for this, yet NEVERTHELESS



hooray the quality sucks but it is nearly 4 am and I don't care. click it three times and you can actually read it!

I get wanting to click full teams but this is just silly, it hit level 100 a month ago and probably gets this amount of clicks daily

Ever since I saw the username on GPX I've thought that Nastia would make an amazing name for a children's saturday morning cartoon villainess. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there was one called that.

Also re: NEW MONKEY ISLAND HOLY SHIT, I'm, um, not as excited as I would have been a few years ago? I've only really played 3 and 2 but when I first played 2 properly LeChuck's 'screaming chair' speech really made me stop and go 'wow' and wonder how they would have dealt with it in voice acting, and seeing him reduced to saying 'Geekwood' really rubbed me the wrong way.

Also Elaine has been kidnapped!! No we didn't consider if that had been done before or if it was the entire plot to one of the games why

Nevertheless I'm just going to say this in my journal that two people may or may not look at and let other people enjoy it. Enjoying things is fun :)

Here is a meme since it is more productive than not sleeping. I guess. South Park, of course.

1.The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

1. Kyle. He's always been my favourite since I was, like, ten or something. I think it was the hat.
2. Kenny. Not so much on the show, but he can really shine in fanfiction. November was the fic that made me go 'okay, Kenny is awesome' (he had me at Poundin Butts). I've also become weirdly fond of Craig (like 'yaaay, Craig did something/said something/showed up in this episode! Awesome!' I just can't hate on the Pandemic episodes because of this, no matter how sort-of-lame they were). This is kind of a coincidence re:Kenny-love since Craig is, well, kind of a dick in November (OR IS HE???). I also like Token and want to see more fic with him that isn't Craig/Tweek With Guest Appearances By Token And Clyde, If That.
3. Butters. I don't hate him, I'm just indifferent, although I did love the Marjorine episode.
4. Man, I don't know, this is a pretty laid back fandom. Wendy gets bashed occasionally, if that counts? She's so adorable and you really don't need to demonise her to get Stan/Kyle to work. Though I will say that Stendy is a goddamn stupid pairing name. It's like three extra letters guys :(
5. I really liked Gregory that one time? Mostly for the Mole slash. Mole owns.
6. Ah....no. If I really had to pick and they weren't, you know, nine...Stan, I guess?
7. Wendy or Jimmy. Wendy for the awesomeness and Jimmy for the friendliness.
8. Garrison in the 'Go God Go' episodes. Though the speech in the classroom was hilarious, it's kind of frightening that people like her do exist.
9. Stan/Kyle alllllll the way. So very canon. I'm also partial to Cartman/Kyle. (More with humorous/lighthearted/actuallyhuman!Cartman than horriblemonster!Cartman).
10. Again, not so much despise as don't get/indifferent: Kenny/Butters (aka 95% of Kenny fic). Just not interested.

With regards to 9 (sort of) I watched some older episodes I'd never seen before (the meteor shower trilogy) and man it was weird seeing Cartman like that, as someone used to him in the later seasons. He was downright adorable! And helped Shelley out! Shelley's little laugh at the very end of the credits was so cute. They should totally plot to take over the world together.

Also I really, really wish there were more South Park crossovers. Or any.

Ps read November

So...you know that post I made seven months ago? I was revisiting some old awesome fics, logged into my ff.net account, and holy shit, someone left a review on my fic! (yes, I'm replying to a review left two months ago that was a reply to a post I made seven months ago, shut up. I have problems with the concept of 'doing anything at all on time.')

Funny how you have a blog dedicated to poking fun at South Park fanfiction--especially when you don't even have the guts to leave a flame; you do it behind their backs--and you write mediocre Pokemon. (note to reviewer: commas are your friends!)

Boy, you sure showed me, anonymous reviewer Not Impressed! I like how my journal absolutely no-one reads that had two (2) posts pointing out stupid passages now means I'm dedicated to making fun of South Park fics. I like SP fics, it's an awesome fandom, but jesus christ I wish people would sometimes remember they're writing sbout South Park and not Beautiful Sex God Teenager Highschool.

See you in seven months!

Stan was fucking beautiful. He was a sex-god himself, equally as wanted as I was, the epitome of delicious.

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAAAAAAT. Never, ever change, South Park fandom.




I'm kind of wondering if this sort of thing is eventually going to happen in fic to Lucas and Ness from Smash Bros. and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

Yami no Matsuei..isn't as good as I have been lead to believe. But it's also incredibly lulzy for all the wrong reasons (o hey this cursed violin is going to suck my soul out eventually, BETTER PRACTISE FOR MY CONCERT) so I shall stick with it. Also the gay.

(Supernatural crossovers plz.)

Also I CAN HAS WII :D:D:D:D:D gettin' PBR delivered on Thursday. why yes I did pay 180 pounds for two games, one of which isn't out yet and doesn't have Roy in it. Shut up.

BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS RETURN TO LJ

well my personal journal anyway

History exam: owned.

Also want to pimp this awesome Buffy/Supernatural fic. What I know about Buffy is basically fannish osmosis and that Buffy/Naruto/Gundam Wing fic I read that one time (read that as well) but I know enough about the characters to appreciate the Buffy side, and it mostly focuses on SPN anyway with Xander along for the ride. Also they adopt a puppy.

I've started watching the new season of Supernatural (one way of getting round the haitus I suppose) and I'm 4 episodes in. Bela = MADE OF AWESOME. Ruby, not so much. I'm still waiting her to do something beyond taunting Sam.

Sam/Pride Rule 34 plz.

The new season of Doctor Who is a bit rubbish, isn't it? There's only been one full episode I actually liked (except for the completely pointless and stupid death of Martha's Hath because the writers couldn't think of anything else to do with it. I knew it was going to die as soon as the "you can stay down here but I'm going after my friends!!" speech. What was the point of bringing Martha back for THREE EPISODES if the Doctor and Donna spend half the stime separated from her? Rant rant rant) and the soothsayer bits in the Pompeii episode, which I felt the aliens ruined/weren't remotely scary. Does EVERY important person/event/landmark have to have aliens now? I wouldn't mind the aliens so much if 95% of them weren't so focused on destroying humanity/the world/the universe. Moar alien planets plz.

Gonna shut up now.

PS I still love Red Mage. Also Fighter. Thief can DIAF.

Oh hey nice to know that Smash Bros. fic is still terrible. The real reason Roy isn't in Brawl? Master Hand hates yaoi:

"Master Hand past a rule to the Smashers and that rule was that no one could have a relationship outside of the Smashers group. You also couldn’t have a homosexual relationship with someone especially if he’s from another world. If Master Hand caught you, then he would kick you off the group. It scared all of the Smashers when they saw Master Hand attack Roy when he figured out that the swordsman and Marth were in a relationship. Crazy Hand had to calm his brother down, but when he did, Master Hand kicked Roy out of the third game so he is forbidden to fight this third year. Since the fans were complaining about the Super Smash Brothers Brawl creator taking out a hot swordsman, they replaced him with two people which were Ike and Pit. Ike because he was from the same world as Marth and Roy and Pit because he had a similar appearance to Roy and that he would attract as many fan girls as Roy did in the 2nd year. Master Hand doesn’t care about what they do now, since he already ruined them both."

I've had this fic bookmarked for two days and still haven't managed to bring myself to read past this bit because even though it'll be stupidly hilarious I just....dear god just look at it.

PS five quid says Ganondorf is the main evil dude. He always is.

NEEDS MOAR ROY, GODDAMMIT. I don't want the fandom to forget him and skip off merrily with Marth/Ike. DON'T LEAVE ME MARTH/ROY NOOOOOO

(Although Roy/Pit = Very Yes. Hypocrisy in action!)

Also I can has Ness/Lucas plz.

Also also I totally forgot about Torchwood. lol.

So I'm randomly hatching a bunch of Togepi with Nasty Plot in Diamond, looking for a decent nature + serene grace to use in my team. Guess what happens when the buzzer for my pizza goes off?

SHINY TOGEPI.

And it's Timid (+speed, -atk, which my Togekiss won't use anyway) AND has Serene Grace.

SHINY TOGEKISS SHINY TOGEKISS SHINY TOGEKISS

PS

SHINY TOGEKISS

Stan wanders into Raisins and meets the boy of his dreams. Unfortunately, the boy of his dreams won't have anything to do with him. Will Stan's advances result in a restraining order or Kyle's redemption? Cowritten with Flabz. AU.

Interesting concept. I am intrigued and click away.


They sat for several moments in absolute silence before their server walked up to the table. Stan looked up, expecting some big breasted blond, and was absolutely stunned by what he saw. There, smiling down at him, was the most beautiful guy he'd ever seen in his life. He had a head of fiery red hair, piercing green eyes, and a small spattering of freckles on his button nose.

"My God," Stan sighed.

"Hi, sweetie," the red head cooed. "My name is Kyle, and I'll be your server. What can I get you?"

...wait, what?

He stepped onto the sidewalk and turned toward the Brovlofski home. It wasn't the greatest place in the world, honestly, but at least there he didn't have to worry about anyone trying to get into his pants. His mother was a crazy bitch who did nothing but ignore him until she found a reason to scream at him. His father was a stupid piece of shit who spent most of his time locked in his office, doing God-knows-what.

One day that fucker will take a bad snort of the powder and he'll be one less pain in my ass, Kyle thought bitterly.

Complete and utter failure in execution. Am now only reading until the incredulous lols get painful and annoying instead of funny. (Bonus points for spelling Kyle's surname wrong).

Happy Boxing Day!

To him, she means nothing and that killed Sandy also Draco made fun of how she looks like, but this year will be different because during the summer Sandy grew in places and blossomed in to a beautiful flower. Her hair, which was as once as frizzy as Hermione's, was straight and long. She put in highlights to give her hair more volume and shine. Now instead of having boring dark brown hair, it was chocolate brown that grew lighter in the sunlight. After wearing glasses for over two years, she finally stopped and that was a good idea. Without her glasses, she looked amazing.

GET MY NAME OFF THIS THING

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

And I thought 'Sandy' wasn't exciting enough for the Suethors.

Yay I have two more pages of a topic I barely know anything about to finish before 5pm today.

At least my tendency to not fall asleep until 4am regardless of when I went to bed is useful for once, although I'll hate myself for this in 5 hours.

And I have to use the library because my own computer has killed itself.

Insomnia yaaaaaay.

...Why is there a pair of trousers outside of my room and do I want to know?

FIVE IS THE BEST OF THEM AS PROVEN BY SCIENCE

yaaaaaaaay

I finished watching Black Cat after watching it on and off for the last few weeks, and I just have to say that I fucking love just about everyone on that show. WATCH IT AND WRITE ME ANYONE/ANYONE I REALLY DON'T CARE THEY'RE ALL SO AWESOME.

Why you should watch Black Cat right now:

- The main character is called Train.
- SVEN. ILU SVEN and your Lloyd issues
- Creed is about as gay as you can get without actually saying 'oh yeah, he's gay.'
- There's a character called Echidna Parass. And she is AWESOME. Creed sure as hell isn't wearing the pants in that relationship.
- The cheerful bubbly schoolgirl can also breath fire.
- 'Sephy-nee!'
- The crazy scientist who created the machine to doom the world and saw the error of her ways is actually really cool (and her second name is 'Lunatique.' Subtle!)
- There's an evil doctor called Doctor. I don't think I even need to say 'lol crossover,' do I?
- Sven's Briefcase of Death >>>> Kaiba's.
- The het OTP they shove in your face (Jenos/Rinslet) is awesome so I don't mind.
- I might be a teeny bit gay for Sephiria.

So, someone in Brock building either blew up a microwave or managed to set pasta on fire. And because my dorm, Brennand, is connected to Brock, guess who just got to spend twenty minutes in the cold and missing Heroes.

At least I got shoes and a coat. Unlike, say, the people in dressing gowns, the guy in a towel and the guy who only had a pair of shorts. Hooray for breaking my normal pattern and having a shower in the morning instead of the evening!

PS Ando > everyone and their dog, unless maybe you are a robot and even then only if you are a very awesome robot. Discuss.

PPS GALLADE IS FREAKING AWESOME.

Holy crap. This site is amazing. It has MP3s of like every freaking game ever. I AM DROWNING IN NOSTALGIA. Seiken Densetsu 3! Monkey Island! Pokemon! HELL YES.

PS STORM EAGLE, BITCHES. Bow to his awesome theme music.

Man, trying to roleplay on the Neopets boards is really, really confusing. Also:

her center of gravity might just have her plunging down in a 5 meter fall into the road. However, that was not a threat in itself. Erin had survived worse, and it was all thanks to how speedy she was. Speed was equivalent to strength, and she had enough to resist the impact of a 5 meter fall. But Erin knew how much complacence could hurt.

GO BACK TO PHYSICS CLASS. Speed = strength u guyz olololol

"Ganondorf: a quiet, misunderstood man who yearns for change. Marth: an exiled prince abandoned by his countrymen. This is the story of their love. Yaoi. Marf and various other pairings. SemiAU"

Uh, yeah. I've got nothing.

(Also, I've just realised that we can have a pairing called Snakepit. HELL YES).

For the love of god, keep me away from bookshops and also HMV. I just spent £40 on:

- A collection of Sherlock Holmes stories, including the first, as I've been wanting to read them for a while
- Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, following Temeraire and Supernatural as something I heard was good on the internet and bought it without really knowing anything about it (hasn't failed so far, though, as Temeraire and Supernatural are both made of win)
- And £25 on the first season of the Transformers cartoon, on the vague chance that Hot Rod might be in it.

UNIVERSITY IS BAD FOR MY MONIES.